The Singles - Smash It Up
You can keep your Krishna burgers and your Numbnuts hairstyles…
7 Steps to owning one of these.
Please continue for Numbnut Proof instructions.
Just woken up Numbnuts and its after 4.00 p.m.?
Another typical day in the life of Numbnuts then.
Here’s what I suggest you do…
Step 1. Walk over to your Right Said Fred record collection (all 3 singles) take out Deeply Dippy and put it on the turntable…
Step 2. Turn up the volume full whack in order to appreciate how shite it is!
Step 3. Now imagine how you would feel if it was Smash it Up…
Catch my drift Numbnuts…
Step 4. Go to Ebay, list all your Wham albums for sale.
Step 5. Wait for the payments to hit your PayPal.
Step 6. Send me all the money and your address…
Step 7. Wait for your Smash it Up Single to arrive in a robust record mailer.
Feast your eyes on these…
For Sale: Smash It Up Australia 1979 – Chiswick Records – CHIS-165
For Sale: Smash It Up Spain 1979 – Chiswick Records – 02.1424/3
For Sale: Smash It Up U.K. 1979 – Chiswick Records – CHIS 116
For Sale: Smash It Up U.K. 1979 – A Label Promo – Chiswick Records – CHIS 116
For Sale: Smash It Up U.K. 1982 – Red Vinyl – Big Beat Records – NS 76
For Sale: Smash It Up U.K. 1985 – Black Vinyl – Big Beat Records – NS 76
For Sale: Smash It Up U.K. 2019 – Red Vinyl – *Unplayed* – Chiswick – CHIS 116
SOLD SOLD: Smash It Up U.K. 1979 – A Label Promo – Chiswick Records – CHIS 116
SOLD SOLD: Smash It Up Netherlands 1979 – Chiswick Records – CHIS 116
SOLD SOLD: Smash It Up Australia 1979 – *Mint Condition* – Chiswick Records – CHIS-165
SOLD SOLD: Smash It Up U.K. 1979 – *Unplayed Original* – Chiswick Records – CHIS 116
SOLD SOLD: Smash It Up Spain 1979 – Chiswick Records – 02.1424/3
SOLD SOLD: Smash It Up U.K. 1979 – A Label Both Sides – Chiswick Records – CHIS 116
SOLD SOLD: Smash It Up U.K. 1979 – A Label – *Mint* – *Unplayed* – Chiswick Records – CHIS 116
SOLD SOLD: Smash It Up U.K. 1979 – *Granada TV Record Library Promo* – Chiswick Records – CHIS 116